Monty Bojangles News

Greetings Sir Branson,

Consider this a note of many thanks and gratitude,
From this tatty cat for your longitude and latitude,
To allow me to flood your fine high flying fleets,
With the most heavenly selection of confectionery treats,
I am sure your holiday goers jaunts will start joyously loco,
Thanks to the Cat in Charge and his famous 'joie de cocoa'.

Warm regards,
The Cat in Charge

Launching soon on Virgin Atlantic flights are Monty’s Lavish and Luscious Chocolatey Truffles and two new Best of British Sweetie boxes packed full of classically British and completely delicious confections – Mint Skinny Dip (a decidedly chilly tumble of Everton Mints, Mint Humbugs and Old English Mints) and Sticky Toffee Pudding (an irresistibly morish mixture of rich Vanilla Fudge, Chocolate Eclairs and Devon Toffees).

Hello everyone; and everybody else, hello.

I felt it impossible not to share this most enthusiastic of emails on this my nebulous news blog! It made this tatty cat's day! Thank you Pascale for taking the time to write.

Kind regards,

The Cat in Charge

Dear Monty,

I don't really harp on to people about chocolate very much.

I know some girls are addicted to chocolate and I know a few chocolate bloggers and, frankly, my eyes glaze over when people start talking about chocolate, I yawn a bit and wish the conversation would change.

But then I tasted your toffee and sea salt truffles and.... oh my god.

I have emailed many friends about them; I've talked about them to lots of people; forced my colleagues to try them; sent them to friends - I've only just stopped short of making announcements in public places and singing on buses about them.  What have you done to me, Monty? I was happy as a chocolate unbeliever; I had more money, I was disciplined, I had a wider range of conversational topics.  Make me back to normal again.

Regards,

Pascale.

Good news for confectionery loving Kiwi's - the first delivery of Monty's delicious range of truffles, sweets and treats is winging its way to your shores post-haste! For anyone interested in learning where in NZ my wares are stocked, please contact the Cat in Charge directly.

Warmest regards, 

The Cat in Charge

Well well my fine fellows I am very proud to announce that as of this month all of my Best of British Tubs of Glory will be available for purchase in Harrods.

News worthy of the cat’s whiskers I am sure you will agree.

Mr. Al-Fayed, if you are reading this, thanks muchly and more for putting my popular delights in your store. If you are in need as I suspect (indeed as every cat should), of an afternoons break to do you some good, why not pop along to my pad for Lemon Sherbets, lawn tennis, tonic and gin. (Since you listed my sweets I might let you win).

Warmest regards,
The Cat in Charge

Monty Bojangles Best of British Sweetie Tubs
Monty Bojangles Sherbet Lemons

While wandering through the alluring lanes of my local Waitrose this cat came across a most befuzzled shopper in my favourite aisle. “Greetings Miss Flick-and-Wink”, I beamed (as my precariously filled basket full of cheeky chocolate treats threatened to spill across the tiles), “having trouble selecting your sweets?” Indeed she was most quibbling in doubt, between my delicious cola cubes and devilishly good pear drops. “Fear not fair fettle” I spoke inspired with an ingenious idea, “I shall hasten to head office and build a promotion to end your plight!”

Starting 5^th of July and running for 3 weeks Waitrose are running Monty’s Buy-One-Get-One-Free promotion on all his natural sweets. Be sure not to miss out on this fantastic opportunity to fill your basket full of Monty’s traditional confections all made with every ounce of pazzaz of yester-year using natural colours and flavours and absolutely no nasties!

Have Monty’s delectable goodies not as yet reached your weekly shopping routine? Why not take this opportunity to try them. The Cat in Charge assures all that his natural sweets are the juiciest, tastiest, and pure-sweetiest sweets one can buy in the UK today. Excellent for summer drives, beach frolics, picnic wriggles and alfresco soirées alike!

Warm Regards,
The Cat in Charge

Monty's natural sweets